Ted’s first toothbrush

At the beginning of the Second World War, Ted and his family lived in a small house near the Fremantle docks.

The dock area was resumed for military and security purposes. This affected so many families that the education system could only cope by switching to half-day schooling. You went to school  from 9.00 to 12.00 or from 12.00 to 3.00.

After a number of false starts Ted’s family moved to Spearwood, a market gardening and fruit growing area on the outskirts of Fremantle. In 1940, when Ted was 11, the family moved to Safety Bay, then a small fishing village some 20 miles south of Fremantle. Ted soon realised that for an adventurous teenager Safety Bay was about as good as it gets.

There was just a two-teacher school and Ted can still recall how happy he was there. The Headmaster was a great teacher, as was the second staff member. Both of them looked after three school years. Ted remembers the inspiration they provided. They used to bring all six classes together on Friday afternoons for a reading. Ted still remembers King Solomon’s Mines from this experience.

When not at school Ted and his friends were fishing, paddle boating,  swimming and exploring their home areas and the small islands nearby. This included Penguin Island with its colony of Little Penguins, and Seal Island. One of Ted’s friends suggested they climb to the top of a nearby island – just a large rock used by birds as a nesting area. One day they climbed all the way up the steep sides to discover that the rock was cluttered with thousands of birds and covered all over with years and years of their droppings.

The two potential young entrepreneurs considered returning to bag  up some of the droppings for sale to local gardeners. However when faced with its weighty logistical challenges this venture proved too challenging.

Ted would occasionally work on board one or other of the local fishing boats. These were 18 to 20 foot vessels, “little more than oversized dinghies”. They had a flat area aft for storing and handling the rope and the net.

Ted’s job was to help to retrieve the rope and net prior to its re-deployment. This involved getting very wet! To have a ‘lad’ for this work meant that at least one of the adult crew members could stay dry for the duration of the trip.

Net fishing at Safety Bay was a team pursuit, with two team members being on the beach and working towards each other, pulling the net to a close. This created an open channel for the entrapped fish to move into, at the end of which was the ‘pocket’, being a reinforced holding net.

It was to be hoped that there were not too many crabs in the catch because of the frenzied damage they would do to the fish in the pocket.

Ted was rewarded for this work with a feed of fish to take home to his mother.

Following his brief career as a deck hand, Ted started an apprenticeship in

patisserie. He stayed with his Aunty Thelma,trying to sleep during the day ready to be at work at 2-00am. He had to walk for about 40 minutes to sign on – there being no night-time public transport. After work Ted walked into town to catch a tram to his aunty’s house.

One night as he was waiting for the other workers and the boss there was a fight nearby which resulted in the death of one of the men involved. Together with the transport difficulties and a lack of sleep, this alarming experience proved too much. Ted left after about three months.

Ted’s big  break: unpacking crockery

His big break came with a job in Fremantle in 1944.

Given that the world was at war, he was surprised to find that GJ Coles was still importing pottery, china and kitchenware from England. In Fremantle there was a team responsible for unpacking the large  cane baskets of crockery and homeware recently arrived from the UK.

The Manageress was Miss C.

.. Her team comprised ‘Mister Mac’, Miss M. and Ted. Mr Mac and Ted handled the actual unpacking. Frequently the packaging was wet straw, which meant that cleaning was needed before Miss C. could finalise orders to be filled for distribution to various Coles stores in Western Australia.

Ted was a tall 15 year old, whose dress was always short pants. Miss C. insisted he be fixed up with long pants and it has always been Ted’s suspicion that Miss C. paid for the first pair herself.

On his first day in the new job, Mr Mac told Ted that Miss C. wanted to see him at lunchtime. Ted went ‘upstairs’ to find that his three colleagues had made up a plate of lunch for him from their own provisions.

Maureen was ‘upstairs’ and did the stock-taking. Ted enjoyed stocktaking because of the opportunity to have the company of another young person.

It was Mr Mac who explained to Ted that having been to the toilet it was essential to wash one’s hands. And it was Mr Mac who explained to Ted about the importance of brushing one’s teeth. In 1944 Ted and many others like him had no toothbrush and little conception of oral hygiene.

During his time at GJ Coles Ted took the bus to and from Safety Bay each day for work. The bus fare was ten shillings a week, leaving nine shillings a week for his mother.

One day Ted was absent from work, having heard at lunchtime that the war was ended. He made his way to the docks – already re-opened – and helped the crew of a vessel there obtain fresh oranges from town.

Not long after this Ted saw an advertisement encouraging 16-year-olds to join the Navy as cadets. He resigned from Coles and made application but was unsuccessful. He was therefore out of work.

However, Ted was soon on his feet again. One of his friends at Safety Bay was the daughter of the owner of the Savoy Hotel in Perth. Ted became the hotel’s Junior Hall Porter. His main responsibility was running messages between various hotels in Perth. He had no bicycle – just shanks’ pony.

When he recalls his upbringing in Western Australia and his transition from knockabout kid to member of a workforce team, Ted reflects gratefully on the welcome he had and the help he was given by the likes of Miss C., Maureen and Mr Mac. One of Mr Mac’s specific instructions to Ted was to read Dale Carnegie’s book on self-improvement. Which he did.

Eighty years on, let us reflect on and give thanks to the three of them for the decent, kind and caring workplace they provided for a young person just setting out on a working life.

Their generosity has never been forgotten by the young man who went on to have a distinguished career in the Royal Australian Air Force. How he got there is a story for another day.

Words spoken at ceremony to commit the body of John Kerin, Sat. 15 April 2023.

We will never forget JK.

JK was a Big Man.

He had a Big Life.

And through that life he had an enormous impact on his family, his friends, and those who worked with him.

That classification is too simple.

For through his personality and behaviours, JK made his staffers feel like family. And many staffers became close friends.

As well as being family, June could justifiably claim to be JK’s intellectual friend and moderator. And when working with JK on his magnum opus, June was in the position of a good staffer.

As a Minister there was a fourth class of person whose life intersected with JK’s: those who were affected by the decisions he led. He never forgot them or took them for granted.

His political work was undertaken within two contexts. One was a search for the national interest. The other was the effect the work he was leading would have on the lives of people and communities.

In today’s parlance JK practised The Politics of Nice. The Politics of Common Sense. The Politics of Truth and Proven Fact.

Not for him the politics of ideology, faction, vested interest or personal gain.

Proven Fact was a Holy Grail for JK. He said that once he had read philosophy he began to doubt everything.

The very title of his great volume, The Way I Saw It; The Way It Was,  betrays his modest acceptance that the way he saw it may not have reflected the way it actually was.

He never gave up the pleasure of reading, thinking and talking  about what might and might not be true.

We should all read or re-read that great written achievement of his.[i]

Working with JK was a privilege. It was rewarding. It was often good fun.

His work as Minister for Primary Industries and the Bush made a significant contribution to the stability and success of the Hawke-Keating governments. Farmers, fishers and foresters, researchers and scientists, his Parliamentary colleagues and the interested public soon had faith in JK’s management of the industries and the people of rural areas.

More should be made of his legacy in this regard.

He was seen as a safe pair of hands – and what hands they were!

All of us here have been greatly affected by your work. 

We will always be grateful for the unique contribution you made to our lives.

We are thankful for the inspiration and leadership you provided us and so many others.

And we will never forget you.

i The way I saw it; the way it was –  the making of national agricultural and natural resource management policy, John C. Kerin, Analysis & Policy Observatory, 2017.


John Kerin: Obituary from a staffer “The best policies are the best politics”.

State Funeral for John Kerin, Friday 14 April 2023.

John Kerin’s contribution to the success of the Hawke-Keating government has been grievously understated and uncelebrated.

Given the economic, environmental, managerial and social change it successfully engineered, having someone who could neutralise the farm lobby was a boon to the ALP’s parliamentary machine. It contributed significantly to the material reforms of the Hawke/Keating era.

As Shadow Minister for Primary Industry from 1980 Kerin, like colleagues in a similar situation, had worked hard with a small number of advisers to devise and consult on a detailed plan for primary industry – against the chance that a Labor government should be elected.

Bob Hawke’s accession to the position of Prime Minister has been very well documented – although history is still to hear the view of the Drover’s Dog itself.

The need for a reformist Labor government to neutralise conservative rural forces was made more urgent and difficult by the fact that those right-leaning interests, after years of ineffective fumbling by the National Party, had been blessed with a competent and ambitious leadership group. It was the National Farmers Federation (NFF).

The NFF was formed in 1979 as a single national voice for Australian farmers. By 1983 the NFF was demonstrating its intention and capacity to be a strong conservative political force – at least in relation to larger scale producers and more significant agricultural industries, and at least in relation to farm policy narrowly defined.

John Kerin was appointed by Hawke as his Minister for Primary Industry. He was placed front and centre in the sometimes theatrical struggle between a lively and refurbished agricultural interest group and the ambitions of a newly-formed social democratic national administration.

In 1983 some of the natural support for ‘a fair go for farmers’ occasioned by widespread drought was waning. The dry which had affected much of Eastern Australia was weakening its grip. But there were still rude clubs available with which a rural interest group might bludgeon an incoming Labor government. For one thing interest rates were ‘complainably high’ – mostly above 10% until 1995. For another there were industrial relations.

For the NFF the field of industrial relations was an obvious setting for efforts to diminish the power and place of unions. Farm leaders had already been heavily involved in the live sheep export dispute in 1978 and the NFF announced itself unsheepishly through its battle with the Australian Workers Union over the use of a wide comb (1982-83).

It was therefore no surprise when the NFF committed to a dispute involving the Australian Meat Industry Employees Union (AMIEU) at the Mudginberri abattoir in the Northern Territory. The dispute ground on from 1983 to 1986 and only ended after picket lines, 27 court cases and two years of litigation before the Arbitration Commission.

The union was fined and eventually lost face. Mudginberri was seen by the New Right as a win in the campaign to break the power of the unions and introduce contract employment. The NFF is on the public record as claiming that “the win over the Labor Government and over the unions in a bitter IR dispute just months before, galvanised the impact the bush could have when it stood united in demand of a fair go”. It seemed to be bracing itself for the role of standard bearer for those interests wanting to break the power of unions.

This could have become the main agenda in agriculture under a new Labor Government: testy battles between farmers (as employers and business managers) and unions which were of significance in the sector. The unions might have been given support for naive ideological reasons by a new Labor Minister for Agriculture.

But part of the magic of John Kerin – now sadly passed from view – was that he was not an ideologue and he was not naïve.

Kerin was trained as an economist but was by nature a scientist. He sought evidence of what was true and without that, doubted everything. Sadly he sometimes doubted himself.

He had an insatiable appetite for facts at all levels, from the cellular to the philosophical. He read widely. He was driven by what he saw as the opportunity for a Labor Government to make Australia a more modern, productive and fairer contributor to a peaceful world. (He had lofty ambitions.)

The political situation Kerin faced was one in which:

” Labor for the most part had no profile and no following in the bush. We were up against a profound agricultural fundamentalism, constrained by a federal structure which allowed the parties to play off one set of interests against another – and there was indifference at best to this set of issues in the Labor Party itself .”

At the beginning of Kerin’s long term as Minister the NFF continued to circle, armed with higher expectations from its more militaristic members and growing confidence in its own power. It set about fomenting the 1980s version of ‘A Rural Crisis’.

On 1 July 1985 an estimated 40,000- 45,000 farmers and their friends rallied at Parliament House “to protest about the effect of taxes and charges on the farming community and lack of government concern about their welfare”. In December of the same year 25 tonnes of Frank Daniel’s wheat was dumped at the door of Parliament House.

But Kerin was not for turning. Given his natural instincts, his fascination with the industries in his protection, and a real belief in the rectitude of the task given him, Kerin was building bridges, not moats. He opened the path between agricultural people (not just their leaders) and the evil of ‘Canberra’.

From the beginning Kerin demonstrated a technical understanding of agriculture and other resource industries but he always wanted to know more. He was consistent and approachable. And it was difficult not to like him, despite his jokes. He had what he called “a tough farming background” so his empathy with farmers and their families was deeply rooted.

As Minister he developed a vast network of contacts. He built an encyclopaedic knowledge of individuals in agriculture, fisheries and forestry and their resource, processing and financial off-shoots.

A meeting with Minister Kerin, home or away, could be charming, memorable and touching, even if one wanted to complain about reduced fishing quotas or the price of superphosphate. It certainly would never be a meeting characterised by arrogance, disinterest or interpersonal rudeness on the Minister’s part. He wanted to learn, so he listened.

“JK was a good listener.”

The farming public, as well as agricultural scientists, researchers and public servants, grew quickly to trust Kerin and soon thereafter to like working with him. More rabid right wing commentators could agree that he was a good man in the wrong political party.

Meanwhile, over at the NFF, Ian McLachlan was playing a straight bat as President (1984-1988) as a warm-up to becoming Minister for Defence in a Howard Ministry (1996). He was followed in the Chair by John Allwright (1988-1991) and Graham Blight (1991-1994). The relationship between Presidents and Minister were cordial, respectful and businesslike.

For political effectiveness the NFF looked to the drive and leadership of Executive Directors, Andrew Robb (1985-1988) and the tragically parted Rick Farley (1988-1995). The organisation was well cashed-up for action: farmers had contributed millions of dollars to establish the Australian Farmers Fighting Fund.

Even with these assets at their disposal, nothing could prevent the NFF from respecting the Minister.

There was to be no refusing Kerin’s personality and working style. In his own policy memoir (of 720 pages) he listed the reform issues he took on:

“- they were about structural adjustment; gaining commodity production efficiencies; productivity increases; gaining some stability in essential research funding; establishing more relevant infrastructure and institutions; ensuring essential awareness of environmental issues; the elimination of self-defeating subsidies and protection; defining and implementing rural policies, not just agricultural; and about the government’s work to achieve international agricultural trade reforms.”

In July 1987 Kerin was appointed Minister for Primary Industries and Energy. This covered agriculture, fisheries, forests, and minerals. It was an enormous load of subject matter, much of it extremely complex and requiring detailed consideration. The industries in this mega-department earned about 60 per cent of Australia’s total export income.

Kerin’s success was not due just to his personality. He worked extremely hard. He often started shortly after 5.00am and worked until midnight. And most Monday evenings would see him travelling to ALP Branch meetings in his electorate in South-West Sydney.

He had the active support of the Prime Minister on many matters. The Prime Minister’s considerations were guided by the economic importance of primary industries and energy, and by the fact that he and his Minister both had the perspective of rural, regional and remote areas as home to many families and commercial activities apart from agriculture.

John Kerin’s professional journey took him from what he was delighted to describe as ‘Chook Farmer to Treasurer’. On the way he passed through philosophy and economics degrees at the University of New England and the ANU, and through the Bureau of Agricultural Economics (BAE). En route he made lifelong friendships with other economists of weight and significance, including Bob Whan, Stuart Harris and Geoff Miller. He had the constant support of his partner, June.

John Kerin’s track record in policy relating to primary industries and resource management has not been matched by any other Minister – and may never be.

His professional style, hard work and personal decency resulted, without doubt, in a positive ‘gross operating surplus’ for agriculture and other resource-based industries.

For more on this topic, see:

The way I saw it; the way it was; the making of national agricultural and natural resource management policy, John C Kerin, published by the Analysis and Policy Observatory, 2017.

John Kerin – a personal reflection

Working on the Ministerial staff of John Kerin was a privilege. He rarely gave orders to his staffers. Instead, he annotated Ministerial documents, uttered brief comments and requests, and made known his preferences for next-stage documents through what he heard and said in the thousands of meetings he held.

The Departments for which he was responsible, whether Primary Industries, Primary Industries and Energy, the Treasury, Transport and Communications or Trade and Overseas Development, all served him well. Their officers knew him; they grew to like him. They soon learned to trust  him and to respect his working ways. Departmental officers were very rarely kept waiting for the return of Ministerial documents from his office: he liked to get through the paperwork.

Part of the duty of his Ministerial staffers was to sustain and augment this mutual respect between Minister and public service. The staffer’s capacity to hide behind the Minister’s wishes was treated with respect when dealing with departmental staff.  

John Kerin undertook an enormous amount of official travel, mainly in Australia but also overseas as required. He had an encyclopaedic knowledge of places, people and industries in regional and remote areas. In his travels he was always willing to do the work necessary for success, always cheerful. And he took those rural insights to the metropolitan places to which he went.

He was a living bridge between the people of rural industries and ‘members of the Board’.

As a member of his staff, one’s hope was to ensure that he was informed of all relevant information needed to make a decision in the national interest. He was pleased to be an economist and proud to have become Australia’s number one in that profession. But he had no pleasure in knowing that so many members of the profession he joined had blind faith in small government and market forces.

For John Kerin the national interest was something real – almost tangible – albeit complex in terms of the factors determining what it looked like. When faced with hard decisions the national interest was in the room, openly discussed, which meant seeing through the self-interest of powerful people and vested interests.

He did not trust privatisation, deregulation and the outsourcing of public services. He was always opposed to the trickle-down thesis, including the notion of the trickle-down benefits of tax cuts.

By staying on his staff for over seven years I was able to provide him with some continuity. This was especially useful towards the end when the Ministerial road became bumpier. A Minister with a new portfolio has plenty to worry about without the challenge of finding suitable staff.

When working with him almost everyone with whom I came into contact had more technical nous than me, more intellectual capacity, and more commercial experience.

But they did not have the Ministerial confidence and trust given to a loyal retainer.

I think I was able to provide what John Kerin needed on the personal (and personable) front – as a friend who was always around but did not interfere nor expect too much. I helped to satisfy his need for friendship and civility in his workplace. And it helped that there was a shared sense of empathy and fairness for those affected by decisions made.

 The high-level technical support required by a Minister in economics, production, commerce,  management and governance could be provided by others who would come and go.

In a well-functioning Minister’s office there also needs to be someone with sufficient patience to deal with people who will not go away: those bearing gifts, the eccentric and the confused. I was that person who, by dealing in a kindly fashion with such ‘enthusiasts’, could help maintain the good reputation of the Minister.

Just once in my seven years with him John gave me a very direct order. We were in the Russian Far East talking about trade relationships. Kerin was being welcomed by means of a rollicking dinner which, if I recall correctly, featured vodka and dancing  of a traditional late-night-folk variety.

 Towards the end of the evening some of the local staff sang a Russian song in Kerin’s honour. He and June were momentarily panicked: how could we possibly reciprocate and maintain our delegation’s good face? He ordered me to sing Travelling down the Castlereagh – which I did.

Like everything else one did with John Kerin, it was professionally appropriate for its time and place but it was also fun. Given his absolute detestation of war, drinking and dancing in the Russian Far East would now seem both unlikely and inappropriate. But as a self-confessed humanist by nature, John Kerin would, I’m sure, ask us to distinguish between the Russian people on the one hand and their leaders on the other.

Rest in peace John.  

The last train to Werribee

Flinders Street station, Melbourne

The excessive geographic spread of major cities has long been a problem in Australia. Newly-established residential areas face issues like the cost and shortage of infrastructure and services, including public transport. There are also resource-use problems such as the loss of ecologically significant areas and of productive agricultural land.

Both of Australia’s major conurbations provide a few more opportunities for reasonably priced homes in their western suburbs than in other parts. Those who choose these options have to deal with the commuting motorist’s syndrome: you travel to work by car into the sunrise and travel home after work into the sunset.

My (slightly poetic) interest in these phenomena was recently piqued by a brief trip to Melbourne which had me overnighting in a western suburb apparently unknown to some of the otherwise helpful VicRail staff at Flinders Street while, at the same time, a couple I love very dearly are considering a move that might offer the attraction of a home with a third bedroom.

What began as a piece of doggerel kept in mind through the earworm ‘The last train to Werribee’ somehow became a sad reminder to people thinking of ‘moving further out’ to take every care with their decision.

It may be fruitless to hope that the publication of this piece might also contribute to a wider understanding of the social and ethical obligations of those in both government and private sectors who are in the housing industry.

Please note: Those parties should understand that I have sought indemnity against the possibility that this piece has the effect of reducing house prices in the outer suburbs.

Next stop after Altona
 
 The last train to Werribee goes at ten-to-nine at night.
 Will I see the kids at bedtime? With any luck I might.
 From Werribee to Flinders Street it isn't very far
 But you'll have to leave home early if you haven't got a car.
  
 The station staff at Flinders Street know nothing of Westona;
 More central sites are hard to find for hopeful first home-owners.
 Our mortgage was six hundred thou.; but little did we know
 That soon they would all rise again: they couldn't stay that lowe.
  
      The last train to Werribee 
      Goes at ten-to-nine at night.
      Will I see the kids at bedtime?
      Can the price I paid be right?
  
 I'm lucky that my modest block is serviced by VicRail -
 But from the city after work the train's of no avail.
 The next stop from Altona's where Westona can be found -
 A place whose major industry's still chem-ically bound.
  
 Toyota cars were built right here 'til twenty-seventeen.
 And other heavy industries regarded as unclean.
 With less regard to tyres and oils, and plastics of all kind,
 Our table talk at dinner was a little more refined.
  
      The last train to Werribee 
      Goes at ten-to-nine at night.
      Will the kids have a certain future?
      Can the price we paid be right?
  
 At last the weekend comes around; the kids are up 'til 10.
 I spend some time among their toys and pack them up again.
 But it's not enough for both of us: their mother tries so hard
 But finds too little freedom in a small suburban yard.
  
 I'm on the last train to Werribee; numb is how I feel,
 With a carry-bag of groceries to make an evening meal.
 Will I see the kids at bedtime? No, they're with their mum instead
 So no one's home to play with me or share the double bed.
  
 Our budget made us move out here though never truly poor;
 But the effect on our relationship surprised us, that's for sure.
 The distance is what ruined it, we knew that time would tell 
 And the last train to Werribee has played a part as well.
  
      We knew the stress would challenge us
      As father and as mother,
      But never did we think to swap 
      One good-buy for another.
   
 
Above and Below: Altona beach, Victoria
Early morning cityscape of Melbourne across Port Phillip Bay




Changing Leaders – In Australia it took 45 minutes

[Re-published 7 November after glitch on 6th.]

The transition from Boris Johnson to Liz Truss took two months. From Hawke to Keating took exactly 45 minutes. Here’s a reminder.

Minutes of special meeting of the Federal Parliamentary Labor Party held Thursday, December 19, 1991

The meeting opened at 6:36 pm with CAROLYN JAKOBSEN in the chair, who specified the meeting was being held under Rule 12(a).

The LEADER announced his resignation. He said he believed that the 1993 election would be a most important one and his leadership gave the best chance for a Labor victory. He wanted to put behind the Party the trauma of the period of the challenge.

He said there were two indisputable facts:

The Australian media wanted  Paul Keating for Prime Minister and the ALP wanted Bob Hawke. He hoped the will of the ALP would prevail. He tendered his resignation and nominated for the position of LEADER.

The RETURNING OFFICER took over the meeting. He called for further nominations.

PAUL KEATING then nominated himself.

The meeting was adjourned to allow preparation of ballot papers.

At 6:50 pm the ballot papers were made available and voting commenced.

At 7.06 pm the returning officer declared he had received 107 ballot papers and the result was:

KEATING 56

HAWKE   51

PAUL KEATING addressed the meeting. He paid tribute to Bob Hawke’s leadership over a decade. It was an electoral record unequalled and we all owed him an enormous debt.

There was a standing acclamation for BOB HAWKE.

[Paul Keating then spoke of Bob Hawke’s achievements.]

BOB HAWKE then addressed the caucus. He congratulated PAUL KEATING and thanked the 51 who had voted for him in the ballot. He pledged complete support to the party and the Government. He would not utter one word to harm Paul or his Government. It had been a privilege to lead the Party for nine years and his reward was to be able to leave Australia a better place.

The meeting closed at 7:21 pm.”

There had been wrangling and heartache for many months. But the final resolution was swift.

Parkinson’s brings out the best – in other people.

Bill is 81 years old. He lives in Marrickville, New South Wales. He has been waiting nine months for an appointment with a specialist to see what can be done about his back. He believes the best way forward will be to fuse three vertebrae low down in his spine. 

It may have been the tapping of his stick on the pavement that alerted me to his presence behind. The two shopping bags I had were sufficiently laden for me to be pleased to set them down for a rest, and there could be no better excuse than to let someone by.

“Hello there! How you goin’?“

Although his family settled in Preston, Lancashire, when he was just 13, Bill still has a light but delightful Northern Ireland accent.

He looked down with something like suspicion on my two shiny, swollen shopping bags now settled on the ground.

“How far d’you have to go? I saw you gettin’ along. I’ve got this trolley bag and we could put one of yours on it. Which way you going?”

I now saw that Bill‘s leash finished not with a dog but with a well-used canvas bag on two wheels. It was barely half full and before the future geographic situation relating to himself and me had been clarified, he had placed one of my bags half in and half on top of his two-wheeler.

He takes medication to improve his lung function and uses oxygen on an as-needs basis. He has had multiple surgeries and cancer. He has a device at home which gives some relief from the pain caused by scar tissue in his back. (I accepted Bill’s invitation to undertake a brief palpation.)

Clarification of how long it might be before we would need to part company was proving difficult. Bill’s hearing, like his back, would benefit from some repair and modification. And these days my voice is clumsily and faintly produced, and my brain’s executive function is unreliable – two of the less obvious manifestations of Parkinson’s.

Nevertheless we made confident if slow progress along the pavement, while attempting to predict our conjoined spatial future. I could not remember the name of the street on which my daughter lives, and Bill referred to streets and roundabouts beyond my ken and yet to appear before us. There was some talk of a golf course which might still have been a fair way off.

Bill and his brother served in the Royal Inniskilling Dragoons, Bill for six years. Serving later in the same Company, a nephew had to make an early incursion on the Falkland Islands and as a result still has PTSD.

When we reach the head of the street I recognise as being the one on which my destination lies, Bill indicates that his street is down the other branch before us. But do you think I could persuade him to give me back my bag for the suburban block-and-a-half which I promised was all there was before me? He said if he came my way he could cut across down another street back to his place.

Bill has clearly made this journey many times before. School was just out and he (and I) stepped aside to let parents and youngsters, unencumbered by shopping bags and considerable bodily wear-and-tear, pass easily between us. A gentleman sun bathing on his verandah, shirt off, called out a cheery hello to Bill which was cheerily reciprocated.

At this time I was thinking of recompense, perhaps in the form of a grateful postcard from Canberra. (I wonder if Bill has been round Parliament House?)But try as I may he would not reveal an address, only a name. 

He is Bill Hutchinson.

As we parted I fell to wondering how many of Bill’s shopping trips involve helping people down the street with his trusty ‘bag on wheels’. And there is a different sort of wonder as well: about the kindness of Man.

An alternative phonetic alphabet

Novello N1 A pee Relief Brick Goodness’ sake A pee Nerve Brick Lope Oranges A pee Goodness’ sake Two N1 Novello Ralston!

A – Gardner

Ava Gardner, 1922-1990.

B – Mutton

C – Highlanders

Seaforth Highlanders, a line infantry
regiment of the British Army.

D – bulldozer

A D4.

E – Brick

F – Vescence

G – Staff

Chief of Staff.

H – N1

H4N1.

I – Novello

Ivor Novello, 1893-1951.

J – Oranges

K -Teria

L – Leather

M – Sis

N – Lope

O – a Pee

P – Relief

Q – Tickets

R – Mo

S – Ralston

Esther Ralston, 1902-1994.

T – Two

U – Nerve

V – La France

W – Quits

X – Mation

exformation: those unsaid, sometimes taboo
and very large areas of knowledge that exist
but are not present in fact”
(Tor Nørretranders, The User Illusion, 1998).

Y – Goodness’ sake

Z – Elli

Gian Franco Zeffirelli, 1923-2019.

Election results: many wrongs can make a right

Croakey provided extensive coverage of the 2022 election campaign (www.croakey.org/category/elections-and-budgets/). But because they were simply not available, it included very few projections of the result.

Despite this, polling was (as usual) a prominent source of news and discussion generated during the campaign.

The apparent reluctance of  the pundits and pollsters to go public with predictions was presumably the result of their multiple failures in the lead-up to the 2019 election.

It was perhaps due to the absence of precise projections from the ‘professional’ psephologists that  Croakey’s Editor-in-Chief, Melissa Sweet, approached some casual observers of federal politics about their expectations of the results. On Sunday 15 May, one week before the election, I emailed my thoughts.

The net bottom-line of my predictions was that the election would result in a House of Representatives comprising 78 from the ALP, 65 from the Coalition and 8 independents including the six already on the cross-benches.

With the results declared we know that the House of Representatives will now comprise 77 from the ALP, 58 from the Coalition and 16 independents.

Although the  net prediction ended up being close to perfect, it was made up of a number of erroneous predictions which in effect cancelled each other out.

In the lead-up to 21 May my overall summary – given to people who sought one – was that the ALP had not done badly enough in the campaign to offset two strong forces: dislike of  Scott Morrison and his ways; and the general feeling that it was time for someone else to have a go after nine years of the Coalition.

In my view what happened in the campaign was virtually irrelevant to the election result. What did matter were three things which were fixed or determined by the time the election was called:

  1. an aggregated and generalised view across the voting population of the current government, this view built up over three years and shaped by the media;
  2. personal voters’ perceptions of the leaders of the major political groupings – their likeability, the way they present on television, and what one has heard about them in the media and in the pub;
  3. local, electorate-by-electorate issues, including changes in local candidates (eg the retirement of a popular member) and any cut-through of particular local issues (such as aircraft noise in Brisbane).
Warren – will be missed

The hardest of these three to allow for is the third. Keen observation can give one a pretty accurate assessment of the public’s view of the government and of the perception of party leaders. On the other hand, accurate predictions of the impact of local issues requires intelligence from 151 different locations.

Like everyone else, I failed to pick the strength of the greening of metropolitan seats and of the rejection of the Liberal Party in Western Australia.

I considered electorates which everyone knew would determine the result. I picked eight of the 12 electorates that shifted from the Coalition to Labor: Bennelong, Boothby, Chisholm, Higgins,  Pearce, Reid, Robertson and Swan. But in this category I missed Hasluck and Tangney, and was wrong on Braddon, Lindsay, Longman and Nicholls, all of which were retained by the Coalition.

My prognostications were based partly on the false premise that most of the seats that changed hands would do so between the two major party groups. On the back of my envelope, as well as being wrong on those four that were in the event retained by the Coalition, I also thought that three seats would go the other way – from the ALP to the Coalition: Corangamite, Dobell and Gilmore. It might also be that I underestimated a gender phenomenon because all three of them were retained for the ALP by women (Libby Coker, Emma McBride and Fiona Phillips).

In terms of the numbers, my greatest failure was in relation to the community independents. Whereas I thought the number on the cross-benches would increase from 6 to 8, as we now know it is increasing from 6 to 16.

No one could have picked the fact that three seats in Brisbane would go to the Greens. In relation to high-profile seats, I thought that both Bridget Archer and Trent Zimmerman (North Sydney) would hold on due to the profile and credibility associated with their crossing the floor on the religious discrimination Bill. Bridget Archer did, Trent Zimmerman did not. Also I picked Josh Freudenberg to retain his seat, on the basis of how he presents and communicates and a view about his capability and leadership prospects.

I was correct about a number of seats which it was thought might change hands but which did not. These included Bass, Dunkley, Flynn, Hunter, Parramatta and Warringah (this last already being held by an Independent). One of the interesting matters for the future is how easy it will be for strong independent candidates to build a wall or moat around their incumbency.

Several new Indi-pendents

In such an exercise there are always outliers that it is impossible to predict. This time they included Fowler (where the result was determined before the election by an administrative order), Tangney, Griffith, Ryan and Brisbane. In Tangney Special Minister of State Ben Morton was beaten by Sam Lim with a swing of 11.44% to the ALP.

This exercise in election-watching should remind us that it is not the number of seats that change hands that is important but the balance – the net balance – between flows in two main directions. An election in which three seats change hands can have the same aggregate result as one in which 33 seats change hands, if the 33 are distributed 15 one way and 18 the other.

On the matter of the extent to which an election campaign influences the result, there is much more to be said.

Sadly, ‘regional’ policies are the enemy of rural areas

Led by Barnaby Joyce the National Party is again missing the opportunity to invest in serious reform and improvement of rural health services. Instead it is pursuing a national resource agenda in just 9 of Australia’s 47 rural electorates. This provides manna for large multinationals but leaves people in the other 38 rural electorates with poor prospects for improved health and health services.

Sports clubs are happy to play the game

In the 2022 election campaign Barnaby Joyce has had his chequebook out to pay for some relatively small local gifts along The Wombat Trail. Recent mentions have included $25 million for an upgrade of the Shepparton Sports Stadium; $600,000 to improve amenities at the Armidale Rams Rugby League Club; and $3.3 million to the Burdekin Shire Council to expand the Ayr Industrial Estate.

One of the trickiest things about such proposals is whether, should the Coalition be returned, they will be supported by the Liberal Party and so become real commitments in the context of a Budget.

But we need to look elsewhere for the real news on what the National Party is doing. The serious money promised by the Nationals for ‘the regions’ is for major infrastructure work in a small number of mining areas, their railheads and associated infrastructure.

Better health is expected to trickle down –

Despite its claims, the National Party has no appetite for direct investment in better rural health services across the whole of rural Australia. Instead, it is happy to rely on the trickle-down health benefits from resource industries, many of which are run by large multinational corporations. The exception is $146 million for the bottomless pit that is the program to try to improve the distribution of GPs.

The narrow focus of the National Party becomes less of a concern when one identifies the proportion of truly rural electorates it holds. Right now it holds just 10 of 47 electorates that are properly ‘rural’. The Liberal Party holds 13 and the ALP 12. The Liberal National Party (LNP) has nine – all of them in Queensland – meaning that the Coalition as a whole (Liberal plus LNP pus Nationals) has 32 of 47, or 68 per cent. Three rural seats are held by Independents.

(Note: members of the LNP who are elected can choose to join the National Party’s caucus rather than the Liberals’. This adds further confusion to what is already a bizarre parliamentary arrangement.)

‘Rural Electorates’ 2019-2022: as defined by AEC classification plus area

PartyAEC ProvincialAEC RuralAEC Outer Metro.Total ‘Rural electorates’ %
Liberal2 1011328
LNP3 6   919
Nationals1 9 1021
ALP4 711226
Independents0 3   3  6
Adjusted total10 35247 100

These numbers are based on two criteria. The first is the Australian Electoral Commission’s (AEC’s) categorisation of each of the 151 federal divisions (electorates) to one of four ‘demographic ratings’ on the basis of the location of enrolled voters. The third and fourth categories are Provincial and Rural. Those deemed Provincial are “outside capital cities, but with a majority of enrolment in major provincial cities”. The AEC’s Rural electorates are those “outside capital cities and without majority of their enrolment in major provincial cities”.

The second criterion for inclusion in the list is spatial size (area). Whatever their AEC classification, electorates of less than  1,913km² are excluded. (This is the size of the of the ACT electorate of Bean contested for the first time in 2019. Although it is part of the Bush Capital, no-one would dare suggest that it is ‘rural’! By way of comparison, Eden-Monaro has an area of 41,617 km² and Durack in WA 1,383,954km2.)

The AEC classifies 61 electorates as Provincial or Rural

Of the 151 federal electorates, the AEC classifies 23 as Provincial and 38 as Rural. Thirteen AEC-Provincials and three AEC-Rurals are excluded on the basis of small size. They include Geelong, Gosford, three seats in Newcastle, Townsville, the Blue Mountains and the Gold Coast. Eight of the 16 excluded are held by the ALP.

The AEC’s 61 less 16, plus two AEC-Outer Metros (included on the basis of large area) makes 47. A list of the 47 rural electorates as defined by these criteria is at the foot of this article.

Rural electorates by Party, 2019-2022

Rural health v. regional infrastructure

The National Party refers to rural and remote areas as ‘the regions’. To the extent that they treat rural affairs as a priority at all, it is through a focus on mineral-rich regions that underpin Australia’s export income, GDP and affluence.

But the majority of Australia’s rural and remote people are not in such regions. They are in rural or regional centres or small country towns with mixed economies based on agriculture, service sectors (especially health and education), retail, tourism and transportation.

Beardy Street in Armidale

The most important thing about Barnaby Joyce’s return to leadership of the National Party was not the impact of renewed leadership but the opportunity to re-negotiate the secret deal with the Prime Minister. Joyce seems to have demanded a high price for Nationals’ support for – or at least acquiescence to – a policy of net zero emissions by 2050. It remains to be seen whether this was a core promise or whether it is “all over bar the shouting”.

Given its secrecy, the precise dollar figure extracted by Barnaby Joyce this time is unknown. The AFR has reported that, in addition to the one extra seat in Cabinet, the cost will be $17-34 billion over the coming decade. Budget documents show $17 billion in extra spending for road and rail projects, $6.9 billion for water infrastructure projects (dams) in regional communities, and $2 billion for a “regional accelerator program to drive transformative economic growth and productivity in regional areas”.

Armed with this treasure chest, since his return to leadership of the Party, Joyce has made massive budgetary promises to four regions: the Pilbara, the Northern Territory (including Darwin), the Hunter, and North and Central Queensland. These are critical for Australia’s economic wellbeing. And no-one should begrudge them the support they will need to maintain their enormous economic contributions while the economy as a whole is transitioning to lower dependence on carbon.

But these four regions are contained within just nine of the 47 rural electorates. The Pilbara and associated infrastructure are in Durack, and the Northern Territory comprises two electorates. The chief mineral resource operations of North and Central Queensland are in five electorates: Leichhardt, Kennedy, Dawson, Flynn and Capricornia. (Herbert is less than 100 km² in size and provincial.) Many of the mineral resources currently being exploited in New South Wales are in the seat of Hunter, with three seats in Newcastle also heavily engaged.

Most rural towns are not dependent on mineral exports –

What about the people of the other 38 rural electorates?

It is not a matter of investment in mining infrastructure being a  waste. The nation is very heavily dependent on mineral exports. But following his success in taking the Prime Minister to the cleaners in their secret agreement, Barnaby Joyce has so far failed to recognise the importance of reform of the rural health sector and the integration of improvements in the social determinants across all parts of the country.

Trickle-down or crumbs from the table is no way to treat the people of 38 rural electorates covering places like Uralla and Eucumbene, Kojonup and Kempsey, Port Augusta, Port Arthur and Port Fairy. It will do nothing in the short term for people in these areas who are unemployed, living with a disability, hoping to age in place, find it difficult to access education, or experience significant disease risk factors.

National Party Royalty: Doug Anthony, Jack McEwen, Peter Nixon and Ian Sinclair, 1969.

Australia’s 47 Rural Electorates

  AEC RuralHeld byState
DawsonLNPQueensland
FlynnLNPQueensland
LeichhardtLNPQueensland
MaranoaLNPQueensland
Wide BayLNPQueensland
WrightLNPQueensland
FarrerLiberalNew South Wales
BarkerLiberalSouth Australia
GreyLiberalSouth Australia
BraddonLiberalTasmania
CaseyLiberalVictoria
MonashLiberalVictoria
WannonLiberalVictoria
DurackLiberalWA
ForrestLiberalWA
O’ConnorLiberalWA
LyonsALPTasmania
McEwenALPVictoria
Eden-MonaroALPNew South Wales
GilmoreALPNew South Wales
HunterALPNew South Wales
RichmondALPNew South Wales
LingiariALPNorthern Territory
GippslandNationalsVictoria
MalleeNationalsVictoria
NichollsNationalsVictoria
CalareNationalsNew South Wales
LyneNationalsNew South Wales
New EnglandNationalsNew South Wales
PageNationalsNew South Wales
ParkesNationalsNew South Wales
RiverinaNationalsNew South Wales
IndiIndependentVictoria
KennedyIndependentQueensland
MayoIndependentSouth Australia
AEC ProvincialsHeld byState
BassLiberalTasmania
CapricorniaLNPQueensland
GroomLNPQueensland
HinklerLNPQueensland
CowperNationalsNew South Wales
HumeLiberalNew South Wales
BallaratALPVictoria
BendigoALPVictoria
CorangamiteALPVictoria
BlairALPQueensland
AEC Outer Metro.  
CanningLiberalWA
FranklinALPTasmania
These are the 47 true rural electorates (as at 2022).